It's so weird to think back about Sandra Bullock's husband giving interview after interview at red carpet events about how much he supports her and how wonderful she is and blah blah blah when all the while he was probably texting his mistress FROM the red carpet . . . .

A report just came out saying that Sandra's husband Jesse and the mistress have been texting as recently as THIS PAST WEEKEND! He told her "Just think'n bout u this morning." AMONG OTHER THINGS that involve dirty sexting . . . you can see some to the text exchanges here right now . . .

Well, Sandra moved out after hearing about the affair within the past 3 days . . . and yesterday Jess James issued a statement of apology to Sandra and his children saying that he had used bad judgment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me," James said. "It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way," he says in the statement. "This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

The Mistress . . .
Meanwhile I found out some more information about the scary looking tatted up mistress . . . right now she makes money by doing live "sexy" chats while wearing chains and leather on a website called SoCalGlamourGirls.com with people in addition to dominatrix work with executive-types who need to be disciplined.

But that's only temporary while she's studying to get her Masters in Biochemistry . . . and while she's being a MOM to her 2 children who are in grade school.

But WAIT THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT THIS WOMAN???? This woman covered in tattoos . . . including on her FACE was raised AMISH!

MEANWHILE . . . now this person with tattoos on her face is being all Rielle Hunter and Tiger's Woods's mistress-like and saying that Jesse and Sandra's marriage was a "sham" anyway . . . nothing more than a marriage for publicity.

Now just an FYI . . . the word is that this whole thing could potentially turn into the next Tiger Woods scandal . . . the word is Michelle Bombshell isn't the ONLY mistress.

Meanwhile in other bad news . . . Jesse's dog, Cinnabun is missing.

Well Monday is the big Dancing with the Stars premiere and we all know who THINKS she's going to win . . .

That of course would be THE Kate Gosselin . . . well one person who might not agree with her would be her own DANCE PARTNER, Tony Dovolani . . . apparently he's having nothing but problems with her. A- she has an attitude . . . B- she doesn't listen/ can't take direction . . . .and worst of all C- she's a TOTAL KLUTZ!

Oh my gosh . . . and ya know what's the worst??? She keeps breaking ballroom's most basic rule . . . she keeps trying to be the one who leads her male partner across the dance floor! LOL!

Apparently she isn't impressing the other crew members either . . . one make up artist said all she wants to do to Kate's face is slap it.

In other Dancing news with only a weekend before the big premiere of Dancing with the Stars, Bachelor Jake is practicing injured . . . so far in rehearsals he's already pulled 3 muscles in his back. Fans of Jakes have something to look forward to . . . there may be a lot of Jake's back on display this season . . . his partner Chelsea Hightower says he's Dancing topless as much as possible because his abs are their secret weapon.

With all the drama surrounding Sandra Bullock's crazy relationship drama . . .it was also mentioned that Best Actress Oscar winner from 09, Kate Winslet announced last week that she and her director husband ended their 7 year marriage as well.

Now I have to say as soon as I heard this, my initial reaction was wondering if it had anything to do with Kate's crazy close relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio. I think Kate secretly loves him but Leo only dates super sexy bombshell types or else she would want to . . .

Well apparently their relationship has been in a rough spot for a long time . . . and the word is that it started when her husband (who directed the movie Revolutionary Road) filmed a love scene between she and Leo.

I didn't really realize this UNTIL I was watching the Golden Globes last year and this STILL is sort of etched into my memory . . . when she won the award for Best Actress in a Drama and you HAVE TO notice (and I put the video up at WBLI.com) that when her name was announced first she hugs LEO . . . then remembers her husband . . .

BUT THEN and I remember feeling awkward about this as it was happening . . . she acknowledges Leo . . . then her husband . . .I mean really am I over reacting???????

Now while Kate has been fantasizing over Leo ever since apparently her 44 year old husband found himself a 27 year old actress who he's been spending a lot of time with . . . apparently she's been getting more of his time then Kate was so SHE initiated the spilt.

SAD NEWS for Best Actress winner Sandra Bullock! Is she following in the Best Actress Oscar Curse THIS SOON AFTER WINNING HER STATUE!?!

From Halle Berry to Charlize Theron to Hilary Swank . . . Reese Witherspoon and most recently Kate Winslett all spilt from their long-time partners after their big win.

It's now come out that while Sandra Bullock was off filming The Blind Side in Atlanta, her husband Jesse James was enjoying the company of an extremely skanky looking Kat Von Dee type named "Michelle Bombshell McGee" . . .

Ok I'm not even joking when I tell you this woman is SCARY looking . . . like really . . . REALLY SCARY . . . I mean you have got to go here to see these pics . . . she has tattoos ALL OVER HER FACE AND BODY and JET BLACK HAIR . . . she looks like a woman who prison may have hardened.

Anyway this painted lady is claiming that she and Sandra's husband carried on an 11-month affair ON FACEBOOK!!!! I mean really can you even!?

She was interested in modeling for Jesse's company, West Coast Choppers so she sent him a friend request. Jesse wrote her back personally and asked her to email him privately. After exchanging a few emails back and forth this scary woman met up with Jesse one night at the garage . . .

He gave her a tour of the place and then they went to his office apparently to "watch movies". AND WE'RE ALL AWARE OF EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS!

So yeah apparently that night was the first time . . . now before the tatted up temptress got all down and dirty she asked about Sandra . . . and his lame response was "She doesn't live here. She has a house in Austin. She's filming, I can't talk about it." And that was all she needed to hear . . . the hooked up 2-3 times that night and met up 2-3 times per week for the next five weeks . . . texted constantly.

Apparently Jesse is a very impressive lover according to Miss McGee . . . she even gave him the nickname Vanilla Gorilla . . .

MEANWHILE POOR SANDRA!!!!!! She was trying to change the badboy . . . meanwhile it should prob just be a rule . . . you don't marry someone who was married to a pornstar prior to you.

Poor thing . . . yesterday afternoon Sandra ABRUPTLY pulled out of last nights London premiere of The Blind Side. The entire premiere was cancelled since Sandra couldn't make it. Her statement said it was for personal reasons.

People are dying to watch Tiger sweat it out on the golf course . . . or not . . . to see his reaction for the first time and whether the scandal has hurt his golf game, people are willing to pay top dollar.

Usually 4-days passes to attend the Masters tournament go for $200, well tickets for this year's are going for $1,950-$2400 . . . to watch GOLF!

Meanwhile in other Tiger news . . . I don't know if it's the fact that she can't get over the fact that he slept wth a porn star or what but Tiger's wife ELLLLLLYN met with her lawyers yesterday for THREE HOURS . . . the lawyers left the meeting with a lot of documents . . . several boxes worth.

Draw your own conclusions but all we know is she had been planning to move back in with him fulltime soon but has still not put her wedding ring back on.

Speaking of Tiger's wife just an FYI, whether she did or not, it has been widely rumored that Elin went after Tiger with a 9-iron . . . now he has since denied that she ever attacked him but I need to mention that Elin has apparently inspired other women to unleash violence on their men as well.

Yeah so yesterday the girlfriend of CSI actor Gary Dourdan was arrested on domestic violence charges. She was later released on $20,000 bail.

Apparently a 9-11 calls was places and when the police arrived he guy was covered in scratches . . . she must she a feisty one at 5'8"- 110 pounds . . . Gary is 6'2" and weighs a buck-90. I don't know how she had the strength to fight him she probably hasn't eaten in 6 months to weigh that little.

Ok so we need to revisit the story about Michael Jackson's son Blanket having a stun gun shoved in his face courtesy of his cousin Jaafar (who is of course Jermaine's son) . . .

Well a new video has surfaced proving that Blanket isn't the first Jackson to be held at gun point by Jaafar.

You'll have to be the judge . . . an innocent game of cops or is something really wrong with Jermaine's son??

The video shows Jaafar barging into Jermagesty's room with his airsoft gun drawn (these guns usually resemble large firearms and shoot off rounds of plastic BBs)

Well in the video Jaafar bursts into the room . . . gun pointed at Jermajesty ordering his brother down to the ground. Jaafar then pushes his brother to the groundand pretends to pistol whip him, handcuffs him and reads him his rights. Jaafar then tells his brother, "Don't move or I'll bust your head open." Then he cocks the gun, points it to Jermajesty's head and pulls the trigger and you hear a click . . . Jermajesty then plays dead and Jaafar drags him out by the leg.

None of the gossip sights including TMZ will even post the video.

Ok I know at this point everyone's done with Mackenzie Phillips and her story about the consensual/nonconsensual relationship she had with her father . . .

BUT I have to mention yesterday she was on Good Morning America and I DID NOT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER!!!! She went all Heidi Montag and seriously got a whole new face!

You have to see the pic . . . here's a summary of all she's gotten done . . .

(she got $50,000 of Botox, Restylane, laser treatments, dental upgrades, and hair extension)

Ok . . . seriously she looked SO much better before! People have been speculating she has changed her look to try and leave the person she was in the past . . . she says she's very happy and she wanted her outside to match the way she's feeling on the inside.

Remember we talked about how Madonna struck a deal with her record label to give her 22 year old boytoy Jesus a record deal? He got a 2-single deal and in exchange Madonna gave them the rights to use her songs for advertisement campaigns . . .

Well all of that must be in exchange for this little statement . . . apparently Jesus said, "I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age my father was also married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15."

So whether they legalize it or not . . . apparently they're married in the heart of Jesus.