80^th ANNIVERSAY SHOW/ John Stewart Hosting/ they're worried about the weather / JACK NICHOLSON IN SHADES! Lol!

Red Carpet: FASHION 

Who looked Hot:

**Red is the color of the night for the ladies! Women and Heart Disease 

Heidi Klum and Seal- such a cute couple . . . love her hair, up in a massive elegant bun, and the RED dress was amazing. It's up for auction to benefit Heart Disease. 

George Clooney and his non-famous girlfriend (Sarah)- she's not hot enough for him . . . he's beyond GORGEOUS! She had on some grey-ish blue-ish tight gown with pink flowers.  He's got the best personality! 

Patrick Dempsy and his wife- ANOTHER RED!  SHE IS GORGEOUS!  He is GORGEOUS!  They look amazing!

John Travolta and Kelly Preston- love her orange dress 

Jennifer Garner- GORG!  I truly love her necklace, her hair and her make-up.  Black dress.  She was in Juno.  Seriously she looks perfect.  The best I've seen her.    

**** WOAH GARY BUSSIE (looked like Nick Nolte) WAS DRUNK ON THE RED CARPET . . . HE KISSED JENNIFER GARNER ON THE NECK AND WAS SCREAMING AT RYAN SEACREST!   

Kerry Russell- THE MOST GORGEOUS!  Felicity!  She had on Pinkish lavendar . . . 

Jessica Alba- totally boobs preggers. Garnett colored, feathered around her massive boobs.  Christina Aguilera-esque 

Cameron Diaz- looked hot too pink dress.  She's back to looking like herself.  Her hair is blonde and wispy and soft pink make-up layer-y dress. 

Amy Adams- The chick from Enchanted- she's pretty, I hate the dress though- forest green 

Ellen Miren- She wore RED TOO!! Loved it with the silver sleeves.  Satin looking.

NOT HOT . . .  

Miley Cyrus!  She DIDN'T WEAR HER DRESS!!!  Her mom didn't let her I bet!  She had her hair in a low ponytail.  She didn't wear her hippy dress- She wore Valentino.  I WISH SHE WORE HER FAV DRESS.  Her mom is beautiful! She was grounded because she had a shirt that was too short.  Lol.  Don't love her hair.

Katherine Heigl- she was another one with RED . . . but I hated the curly hair . . . she can go either way looking TOTALLY HOT or not. Bad dress too.  I don't like it.  Marilyn Monroe-esque. 

Anne Hathaway- Woah even she looked good . . . ckassy but I feel like she has to try really hard.  She wore ANOTHER RED- flowing.  With rose buds flowing.  JiL's boyfriend thinks she's hot . . . that is so up for debate.  She looked good for her at the Oscars.  She looks like a bird.   

Hilary Swank- um no . . . hair was bad.  Looked man-ish . . . one shoulder dress 

Daniel Day Lewis and his wife- she looked the worst out of anyone . . . She had a black dress on with MASSIVE BROCH THINGS AND RED RIBBONS ON HER SHOULDERS . . . PUKE! 

Barbara Walters Pre-Oscar Special: 

Miley Cyrus: Loved seeing the history of Miley. 

Litisha Cyrus- her mother is the manager

She's 15 . . .  I like the part when she was talking about how she had to audition Billy Ray to be her dad on the show.  Cute. 

We asked her some of the same questions as Barbara did.

Destiny Hope- her destiny is to bring hope to others

Vanessa Williams: The first black Miss America, she stepped down

She's on Ugly Betty, Became an over-achiever in life

** Liked when she talked about Barack and Hillary

Her parents wrote "here she is Miss America" on her birth certificate

She had 2 husbands co-existing in the same house!!!?!?! She loves Botox

Ellen Page: She hallucinates in her sleep

She says she's not anti-Hollywood, kinda boring

 Harrison Ford: This is kinda boring too, he has the new Indiana Jones movie coming out His idea of a perfect day . . . a day with a Calista, the kids . . . good food . . . good wine

He's been with Calista for 7 years . . . she adopted a little boy

The Academy Awards . . .

 ** I LOVED THE MONTAGES!!! 

Made me sad to see the one for Best Picture . . . remember when the movies we actually good and popular and people went to see them . . . they get more and more out of touch?  Pretentious Hollywood. 

Video-Game-ish opening with characters from movies

 John Stewart Hosting- no lol-ing for me . . . he made fun of the fact that Hollywood needs a hug . . . all the blood etc. thank god for teen pregnancy- kinda funny. 

Atonement joke was kinda funny

Norbit joke was funny . . . Norbit got 2 nominations. 

The director of Juno . . . used to be a dancer . . . now a Oscar nominated screen-play writer . . . pay cut 

Hilary vs Barack . . . kinda funny jokes 

Presenters:

Jennifer Garner:  Achievement in Costume Design????? Are you kidding me with this? Can we get to the big categories . . . no wonder they're worried about the ratings!

(Elizabeth the Golden Age- she looked like a loopy individual)

 George Clooney:  one thing that's been consistent . . . it's LONG- lol.  Intro-ed a flashback montage. 

** Liked the flashbacks . . . helps the fact that we just had to watch Best Costume Design.  LOVE SEEING THE WINNER MEMORIES. I loved when Ben Affleck and Matt Damon won for Good Will Hunting . . . you need the underdog drama . . . I  

Anne Hathaway and Steve Carrel:  she looks like a stork!  Best Animated Film- WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE ANNYONG BIZ? 

Katherine Heigl: she was extremely nervous she looks better now.  So gorgeous.   Kinda looked like Charlize Theron  

Dwayne Johnson: Best visual effects?????  COME ON! This blows.  

Jennifer Hudson: She looked really pretty with bangs, massive boobs and white dress, pretty make-up 

Kerry Russell:  THE GORGEOUS FELICITY! Introducing the song raise it up from August Rush that she was in. 

Owen Wilson:  Good to see him!  Who new he was gonna be comin out! 

The Bee from Bee Movie: like hearing Seinfeld's voice 

Jessica Alba:  Big time preggers . . . totally glowing.  I know it was make-up but holy . . . she looked amazing and it was so obvious after seeing her maternity dress that Angelina was wearing one at the SAG Awards. 

** John Stewart busting Jack Nicholson about possibly getting someone else pregnant 

James Mcovoy and someone else I forget who it is: THIS IS BORING! 

Miley Cyrus: she did an awesome little job reading off the teleprompter . . . she intro-ed a performance from the movie Enchanted. 

Seth Rogan and the little kid from Superbad: funny . . . fighting over who was going to be Halle Berry 

Jack Nicholson: He makes me LOL . . . everyone LOVES him- when the show's boring . . . they make fun of Jack,.  HE WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES FOR THE LOVE!! 

Renee' Zellweger: bad boy hair cut.  I hate it.  not even Posh-Spice cuteness factor.  Bad.   

Nicole Kidman:  LOVE HER NECKLACE!!!!!!  Drippy silver love it.  Chandelier like  

Penelope Cruz: Foreign Language Film . . . she looks absolutely gorgeous . . . love the black dress with feathery around the chest . . . love her long brown hair.  Mermaid Style

 John Travolta: Best Song  

Cameron Diaz: She looks amazing  

Amy Adams: the musical scores 

Tom Hanks: went live to Bahgdad . . . had the soldiers announce the nominees for Best Documentary 

Harrison Ford: Original Screenplay  

** Montage of Best Pictures . . . in the 80's and 90's . . . THESE WERE MAIN STREAM MOVIES THAT WERE WINNING!  Rain Man, Driving Miss Daisy, Dances with Wolves, Silence of the Lambs, Schindler's List, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, Titanic, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty, Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, Chicago, Lord of the Rings . . .  

And then in 2004 . . . Million Dollar Baby . . . What?? 

2005 was good . . . Crash . . . but not a lot of people saw that. 

2006 . . . The Departed . . . 

************ SAD WHEN THEY HONORED THE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD WHO DIED . . . what the heck was Heath Ledger doing in that montage????!?!?!? SO incredibly sad.

 Winners: 

Achievement in Costume: Elizabeth the Golden Age 

Animated Feature: Ratatouille 

Best Make-up: La Vien Rose (carely spoke English) 

SO FAR THIS IS INSANELY BORING!  WOAH. 

Best Visual Effects: I don't even know who these people are and what movie won.

Best Art Direction: Sweeny Todd People  

Supporting Actor: (Awwww liked when Cuba Gooding Jr won) Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men)

Did his speech in Spanish for his mother.   

Best Live Action Short Film: I don't know and I don't care.  The winner . . . didn't speak English either! lol 

THESE ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH!  LOL. AND EVERYONE IS FOREIGN!!! NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH!

 Animated Short Film: Peter and the Wolf 

Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton . . . Michael Clayton . . . she's the scariest looking person ever.  Like a witch . . . cute little acceptance speech

Best Adapted Screenplay: No Country for Old Men

HOW THE ACADEMY VOTES:

Academy Members go to see the films

. . . every person in the academy nominates 5 out of all the movies

. . . then it's narrowed down to the top 5

. . . Price Water House Cooper makes ballots

. . . then everyone votes 

Sound Editing: Bourne Ultimatum 

Sound Mixing: Bourne Ultimatum 

Ok . . . I have a serious question . . . why don't they just have a dinner for the award categories that no one cares about. 

IT WAS SO MUCH MORE FUN WHEN THEY WERE DRAMATIC . . . I got tear jerky over the montages . . . especially for Best Actress

Best Actress:  I hope the little Juno girl wins

Mation Coutilard . . . La Vien Rose  

Film Editing: Bourne Ultimatum 

Best Foreign Language Film: I don't remember 

Best Song: "Falling Slowly" . . . the movie Once . . . it was nice that they brought her back out because she got cut short. 

Achievement in Cinematography: There Will Be Blood 

Best Musical Score: Atonement  

Best Documentary Short Subject: Same Sex Marriage  

Best Documentary Feature: I wanna see these.  Taxi to the Dark Side 

Best Screenplay: Diablo Cote . . . for Juno . . . she was so happy and blown away and she looked gorgeous, had to walk of because she was about to lost it  

Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis- There Will Be Blood . . . he was so eloquent  

Best Director: No Country for Old Men . . . Joel and Ethan Cohen 

Best Picture: WOAH DENZEL LOOKS GOOD! ****

No Country For Old Men 

The winners were so across the board.  No Country for Old Men won a few . . . There Will Be Blood won a few.  Whatev.