Christie Brinkley . . .
WOAH . . . ya know how yesterday we were talking about Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook and the fact that Peter will be on 20/20 with Barbra Walters tonight. Well just yesterday Christie filed a restraining order against him! They're not saying why.

Posh . . .
Wouldn't you love to be super sexy like Posh Spice???? UM YES . . . at least that's what I thought until I heard some of the things she does as part of her beauty regimen!

One of her beauty secrets that she does on a NIGHTLY basis is she sleeps with her hands in gloves with her hands heavily moisturized . .
. same with her feet . . . she puts really thick cream on her feet and little booties to keep the moisture locked in on a nightly basis . . .

Now all I have to say is that shows a little something about her personality . . . she's not into spontaneous relations! I'm sorry but to do the hands and booties every night??? How does she hold hands with David in bed????

Ok . . . not only that but I Posh also put bird doo on her face!!!
This is a beauty secret she stole from the Japanese . . . when she was in Japan she found herself admiring a lot of ladies' clear skin. WELL they informed her that their secret is a facial mixture with bird droppings!! So posh has been getting $200/pop Geisha facials!!!!

Ya know what would be even funnier though??? If they lied just to mess with her.

Britters . . .
Bad news for Britters!! She was in a car accident yesterday!! Luckily for her A- she wasn't hurt and B- she wasn't driving. She was in the back seat of her Cadillac Escalade shopping in West Hollywood when a paparazzi vehicle lurched forward and hit Britney's SUV in the back.

The Bunnies . . .
Remember when we interviewed Bridgette from Girl's Next Door and she was talking about how amazing her relationship with Hugh Hefner was .
. . she said she didn't mind not being his number 1 girlfriend . . .
because Holly was his number 1 . . . and how the best part was that they all ended up together at the end of the night anyway. She said what they had was very real and passionate . . .

Well not sure if you're keeping up with all the Playboy dirt but all three of his girlfriends have now left him . . . all right around the same time and Hugh says he's been really depressed about it . . . now I could see each of them breaking up with him but all 3 at once????
Well it all came together when I read that Hugh is on the brink of Bankruptcy and he's been having major financial trouble. Hmmmmmm . .
. no money . . . no bunnies . . . that's how it works, huh? I told you the economy has forced Hef to stop throwing parties at the mansion . . . well now he's had to cut back on his staff and he's also had to start charging big bucks for people to rent out the mansion- what most people don't know is that he doesn't own it, his company does- and he still pays $700,000/ year to rent it. He took a big hit in the stock market and now only has about 1/3 of what he once did.

I mean do guys even look at Playboy anymore?? It seems so tacky now .
. . not that I know but the word is reality porn is more the trend . .
. and with all the internet websites, who's subscribing to Playboy?
And who poses in it??? I just read even Brooke Hogan turned it down!!!

Ang . . .
Ok now let's talk about breastfeeding for a second . . . obviously it's great if that's what you chose to do . . . but we've had these discussions about doing it in public and honestly does anyone really want to see it??? Would it make any difference if it was Angelina Jolie breastfeeding??? Well get ready to feast your eyes . . . there is a picture that is about to be released of Ang breastfeeding one of the twins . . . and who was the intrusive paparazzi??? That would be none other than Brad Pitt . . . his photos will be featured in the November issue of W Magazine.

Paris . . .
Ran someone's biting off your shtick . . . and that would be none other than Paris Hilton . . . she's running for President . . . well Fake President . . . basically she did another one of those spoof videos . . . it's basically a scene from the movie Clueless . . . but less endearing. You can check out the whole thing at WBLI.com.

Tom Brady . . .
I wonder if Giselle is a nurturing little lady . . . can you see the hottest supermodel on the planet making chicken soup and being a little nurse to her man? Didja hear? Tom Brady went under the knife Monday for a knee surgery to repair all the damage . . . and it went well. He'll be on crutches for the next week or 2.

Jay Z . . .
Wow . . . a new survey has just been released and Randy I know you may disagree with the results . . . however the question was asked . . .
who is the Greatest Rapper Alive? Well it came down to the final 2 after almost 1 million people voted . . . it was neck and neck with none other than Marshall Mathers himself, Eminem AND JAY Z!!! Your fav! However in the end the winner was Eminem. But just for the record . . . the second best rapper of all time IS JAY-Z.

Who's the Sexiest?
Any guesses as to what Hollywood lady might be named the Sexiest Woman Alive??? This time it wasn't Ang or Scarlett Johannson . . . this time Esquire Magazine named the 42 year-old new mom Halle Berry.

Now while Esquire did that list . . . another list was published . . .
The Top Hot Girls who went Fugly . . . who says FULGY by the way???
Yeah there's literally a list of the women who used to be hot but not so much anymore (Meanwhile this list was probably put together by some gross greasy loser guy that constantly gets rejected by hot women so is therefore the type to then say that they're "fugly" anyway . . .

Here's the list . . .
15. Renee Zellweger
14. Britters Spears
13. Kirsten Dunst
12. Janet Jackson
11. Bridgette Bardot
10. Sharon Stone
9. Meg Ryan
8. Madonna
7. Amy Winehouse . . . was she ever hot???
6. Jenna Jameson
5. Kelly Lebrock
4. Kirstie Ally
3. Tara Reid
2. Kathleen Turner
1. Melanie Griffith

Reese . . .
This holiday season you can look forward to another Vince Vaughn movie . . . oddly his co-star in it is Reese Witherspoon . . . and if they sound like a pair that might not necessarily mesh . . . you're right!
Reece is miserable about the fact that she has to reunite with Vince for the promotional tour. Apparently Reese thinks Vince is the biggest child she's ever met an she couldn't stand working with him.
So if you ever see a pic of the two of them together . . . know that the smiles are fake!

Meanwhile the word is that the Reese/ Jake wedding may be happening as soon as December 19th! He apparently really wants to do it on his birthday and has been telling everyone that it's happening at Christmas time. But the deal is . . . they're still not engaged. He apparently has proposed to her several times but she really wants to wait and give the relationship more time.