RED CARPET: 

My Favs . . .  

-  Fergie- she looked the BEST!  SO gorgeous and glam . . . yellow, strapless, flowing . . . her hair looked so pretty . . . big curls.  She talked about Josh on the red carpet- she says it's weird to call him her fiancé and she started reading wedding magazine.     

-  Rhianna- LOOKED HOT . . . love the hair- short . . . ya know how sometime when chicks get their hair cut supershort it's just not good . . . looks like a guy and and you wish she never cut it . . . SO not the case with Rhianna- she looks so hot with her hair, it's pixy-ish.  And the dress is awesome . . . dark blue/ purple-ish, knew length . . . has poofy-ness, ruffles, sheer, gauzy, feathers and totally PIXIE!    

-  Carrie Underwood is SUPERHOT . . . the LOWEST CUT DRESS . . . multicolored . . . honestly I almost didn't recognize her and thought she was one of the chicks from Girls next door . . . she has the long blonde extensions in . . . but her boobs weren't the size and shape of grapefruits so then it looked more like Carrie.  ** The dress apparently just came off the runway from fashion week.  It's a gauzy material floral pattern dress.  Literally- she looked like a BARBIE DOLL.

 _ BEYONCE!  Looks like a princess . . . loved the silver and blue. . . love the blonde highlights and short hair.  Shoulder length. She is seriously hot. 

 - JOHN LEGEND . . . HOTTEST OF THE NIGHT!  Armani . . .

 -  JAY-Z . . . LOOKED AMAZING . . . even though he's wearing a tux he looks so unique . . . love him . . . even tough he's coming out of retirement for the 4^th time. 

 PS- all the hip hop artists look awesome . . . the rockers look disgusting. 

The Hot . . .  

-  Alicia Keys . . . looks gorg . . . she had on a high neck navy blue Armani gown and her hair was really cool . . . only she could pull it off . . . Mohawk updo.  Looked cool. 

-  Natasha Beddingfield . . . looked Marilyn Monrowish . . . glamorous . . . purple flow-y gown.  She looked very pretty.  ******* RAN NATASHA ISN'T A LESBIAN!  She was talking about her boyfriend and that they're both romantic!

 -  Miley Cyrus looked really pretty.  Dark brown hair . . . tons of make up.  silver dress

 -  Taylor Swift . . . she's cute in her purple gown . . . she has a sweet personality, outgoing.  Lots of eye make up. 

 -  Deliah was there with the Plain White Tees . . . she's so pretty and she and the lead singer of PWTs are def NOT dating. 

 -  Akon's ridiculous . . . he stares everybody up and down . . . he hits in everyone.  Love the furry jacket. 

 -  Luda . . . love the white tie.  He looks so cool with his sunglasses.  Armani tux.

 The Hideous . . .

-  can I just say that ALL rockers are pretty much greasy and hideous. 

 -  Nelly Furtado . . . she went blonde and I can't even . . . it looks scary combed back.  That's the kind of hairstyle looks SO BAD . . . it looks greasy and like she forgot to shower and the dress . . . forget it . . . she said she went in and picked the fabric and the designer made it . . . it looks like he just draped it on her. 

 - Soulja Boy actually had his name written on his sunglasses

 - Daughtry . . . the diva . . . all leather . . . his wife was there . . . MAJORLY CURVES!!!

 -  Fantasia Burrino . . . yikes . . . her hair looked bad . . . it was extremely 80's . . . short, shaved on one side and the shaved was dyed bleach.

 -  Josh Groban- I NEED TO RUN AFTER HIM WITH A GALLON OF MYSTIC TAN!!!!!!  He's seriously the palest person I've ever seen.

 Grammy Stripathon . . .

This is the game that my husband and I play to make shows that one of us hates more bearable . . . we played it for me during football games because I hate them, we are doing it during the Grammy's because he hates awards shows. 

Rules . . .

Kanye Wins . . . Kev loses and article of clothing

Amy Winehouse Wins . . . I lose and article of clothing

Female Messes Up Teleprompter . . . I lose an article

Male Messes Up Teleprompter . . . I lose an article

Female Goes Political . . . I take one off

Male Goes Political . . . Kev takes one off

Everytime they show Tony Bennett Kev puts something back on

Everytime they show Cyndi Lauper I put something back on

Female cries I take something off

Male cries Kev takes something off

Female Thanks God . . . I put one back on

Males Thanks God . . . Kev puts one back on

The Show . . .  

Performances . . .

 First Collaboration . . .

Alicia Keys and Frank Sinatra . . . she's so awesome.  (Kev didn't like her eye lashes) 

She changed! And I love both dresses . . . I think I like this one even more . . . the criss-cross with a big hone in the front.   

Carrie Underwood- Before He Cheats . . . she's amazing live.  She's so gorgeous but now she definitely looks like a Playboy Model . . . all I can think of is her on the American Idol audition with her gelled way blonde hair and those suspenders milking a cow in Oklahoma! 

-  Even though I've heard the song live SO MANY TIMES I liked seeing her do it live.  She's such a great live singer. 

 The Time (original 3 members) . . . ok . . . all I have to say is thank goodness for Rhianna. She's a good live performer too . . . she kinda looked like Prince.  Hate the dress.  She did a medly of Umbrella, Please Don't Stop the Music.

 Cirque de Soleil- tribute to the Beatles.

**** Love when they did a duet to the song Let it Be- gospel style . . . got a little teary

 Kanye- scary with the glow in the dark glasses and jacket . . . I appreciate the passion and conviction he sings with but at the I hope it's just adrenaline.  I had enough about 1 minute in . . . then the robots came out.   

Loved the performance for his mom though.  He got a standing ovation.  Emotional!

Fergie and John Legend- Don't know the song Fergie Ferg is singing . . . "Finally" . . . there are so many songs that she does that don't really showcase the fact that she has a really good voice.  But she sounds great.  

Beyonce and Tina Turner-  poor Tina can't make too many facial movements . . . it's all plastic!  It must hurt to even move her mouth!!! The boobs look brand new! She looked like the silver bullet . . . I think she's in her mid 60s and she's trying to look 40.  She's gonna be exhausted for a month after this.  BEYONCE LOOKS AWESOME!!!! Look how short her dress is!  She did awesome!  She must hasve been nervous

 Aretha Franklin- Gospel Style . . . honestly . . . I know it's bad but I had to fast forward. 

 Fies- New Artist from Canada . . . Jay-Z was talking about her.  Singer Songwriter

 Kid Rock and Keely Smith- enough with the performances already! 

Alicia Keys and John Mayer- She was awesome . . . like hearing it live like Carrie Underwood.  Liked the 3^rd wardrobe change!  YES!!! When John Mayer came out! I loved it!! she KILLED IT!  So much energy. 

Amy Winehouse- She sang her song Troubled on a stage in London . . . back to brunette like we've been seeing her.  No loopy-ness what-so-ever.  She looked really good for her.  Cute black dress . . . short, ruffly.

Then she sang rehab.  I wonder how she feels singing the words knowing that when she gets off the stage she's headed directly back to rehab . . .

Presenters . . .

Prince

Tom Hanks- The Band . . . Lifetime Achievement Award, The Beatles . . . Lifetime Achievement Award

Cyndi Lauper and Mylie Cyrus . . . woah . . . I lost 3 pieces of clothes!  Cindi Lauper citing, Miley Messes Up Teleprompter, and Amy wins!

Cher- brought out Beyonce and Tina Turner

Chris Brown, Akon . . . some chick . . . best rap album

Awards . . .  

Best R&B Vocal Performance . . . Alicia Keys

Best New Artist . . . Amy Winehouse 

Best Compilation Soundtrack Album . . . Love (Beatles for Cirque du Soileil) 

Song of the Year . . . Amy Winehouse  

Best Rap Album . . . Kanye West . . . I wish he would have not worn the glasses . . . HE TOLD THEM TO STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC . . . long winded.  He should have just thanked his mother and been done . . . at every single awards show he has the WORST attitude!!!! SO NOT HUMBLE!!!!  

Best Rock Album . . . Foo Fighters . . . oh well ok . . . they win Grammys I guess . . . I thought Daughtry had it!  Wow.   

Best Country Album . . . Vince Gill he looked like a big old boring teddy bear . . . then he had the line of the night!  Loved it!  he totally called out Kayne!  He was happy because he got handed his award by a Beatle!  It was great!  Kayne laughed.  Good . . . he probably doesn't even know what an idiot he sounds like. 

Best Collaboration . . . Rhianna and Jay-Z . . . Rhianna's first Grammy!  She got the wrap up!  

Record of the Year . . . Amy Winehouse . . . ran back and started crying.  She was so happy she couldn't even speak

She still sounds stoned . . . love it . . . she gives a shout out to her husband IN JAIL!