Your Ignorance of Basic Household Chores. Most women dislike wet towels on the floor, dirty laundry strewn around the room and food-encrusted plates sitting on the coffee table. Tip: If you live with him, tell him if he doesn't at least put the plate in some water in the sink, you'll just throw out the dish instead of wash it. He won't care at first -- but he will once there isn't a plate in the house.

Your Drunken "Charms." There's nothing worse than being around a guy who is drunk when you are sober. You make up stupid stories ... you paw awkwardly ... and then promptly pass out, wheezing and snoring. Tip: Next time he bothers you when he's drunk -- shave off all his hair. In the morning, tell him it was his idea.

Your Selective Hearing. Your brain is programmed only to pick up certain keywords (like "sex" or "football") and disregard the rest. Guys always say, "I'm listening!" and then repeat what you just said. But it's not that they aren't listening. It's that they aren't responding!

Your Blissful Ignorance. You don't notice when she has changed her hairstyle or lost weight and you believe her when she says "nothing's wrong" when everything about her behavior says there is. Actually, some women like this obliviousness. It's what allows us to do all sorts of sneaky things behind your back. It's worth you not noticing our new haircut if we can hide the fact that we really weren't with out with our girlfriends ...