RED CARPET . . . 30 minutes

Sarah Jessica Parker was there . . . featured on the red carpet . . . more than $55 million . . .

Paris and Benji Madden . . . last year Paris went to jail after this show.  Paris is WAY TALLER THAN BENJI . . . like 6 inches it’s so odd looking.  She also admitted she was in love. 

Rhianna and Chris Brown together

PCD performed . . .

No girlfriend with Linds

Best dress . . . to me Sarah Jessica Parker- short sparkly TIGHT longsleeve black,  Megan Foxx looked hot but she has a bad personality

OVERALL HIGHLIGHT- JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!! MADE ME MELT and normally he’s too weird for me!  Like seriously I haven’t found him attractive since the 80’s and now he looks so hot it hurt.  I had to rewind. 

The Show . . .

Mike Meyers hosting . . . there was a Wayne’s World throw back

Top 10 Porno Names Based on Movies from 2008

Linds was there

Chris Brown came up and interrupts his monologue . . . they had a dance battle

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE- Ellen Page for Juno

Will Smith, Charlese Theron, Jason Bateman (presenters)

BEST FIGHT- Sean Faris and Cam Gigandet- Never Back Down

Will Farrell and some dude (presenters)

BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR- Ironman

Seth Rogan and James Franco (The Pineapple Express -presenters)

I feel old because their I was not liking their bit . . . it wasn’t funny- about how they were smoking weed on TV

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE- Will Smith for I am Legend

Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Hudson (Sex and the City- presenters)

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE- Johnny Depp- Pirates

The Rock, Steve Carrel, Anne Hathaway (presenters)

WOAH!!!!! Johnny looks like Johnny from 21 Jump Street . . . SO GORGROUS!!! EVERY JOHNNY DEPP FAN WAS FREAKING OUT!!!! HE LOOKS SO HOT . . .  WOAH . . . hotter than Brad Pitt . . .face hairless . . . hair kinda in his face . . . sort of 90s-ish . . . LOVE IT

MTV GENERATION AWARD- Adam Sandler

Tom Cruise . . . he looked so old and not cool.  Good looking though . . . so weird that he’s old.  (presenter)

Then he performed the song Nobody Does it Better . . . changed the lyrics

BEST BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE- Zack Effron- Hairspray

Lindsay Lohan, PDiddy, Mini Me . . . presented . . . did a bit about the election

Zack Effron is TOTALLY HOT

BEST VILLIAN- Johnny Depp for Sweeney Todd

Brandon Fraiser (presenter)

Wanted him to win more awards so he would be on stage again.  I can’t express how FREAKING HOT HE IS.

BEST KISS- Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman Step Up 2: The Streets

Megan Fox and the funny dude who worked behind the counter in Juno . . . he was naked (presenters)

The people who won the award started making out again

BEST MOVIE- Transformers

Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. (presenters)

Megan Fox trying to be all sexy and then cursing on stage

Overall no big deal . . . nothing major . . .