The Christmas Movies You Should Watch Based On Your Zodiac Sign

18. Christmas Vacation

The New York Post created a list of Christmas movies with each zodiac sign in mind.  Here’s which movie you should watch, based on your sign, and a short explanation:

Aries:  “A Christmas Story” . . . “[It] checks the boxes for Aries with a storyline that leverages triple dog dares, obsession, poor impulse control, and tacky lamps.”

Taurus:  The classic 1947 version of “Miracle on 34th Street” . . .”Taurus folks make for natural skeptics.   Bulls will approve of [this movie], a meditation on capitalism, the burden of proof, and the beauty of believing.”

Gemini:  “The Santa Clauses” . . . “[The] premise is one close to the extremely indecisive heart of every Gemini as a retirement-age Santa must grapple with work/life balance and the consequence of his bad choices.”

(It’s actually a TV series on Disney+, but it’s a continuation of Tim Allen “The Santa Clause” movie series.)

Cancer:  The Lindsay Lohan Netflix movie “Falling for Christmas” . . . “The trailer reminds us, ‘sometimes forgetting who you were means discovering who you are,’ which sounds like a water sign justifying their alcohol blackout or poor choice in romantic partners.”

Leo:  The Freddie Prinze Jr. Netflix movie “Christmas with You” . . . “Dance routines?  DILFs?  Grand gestures?  All catnip to Leo.”

Virgo:  “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” . . . “Virgo thrives on being underestimated, and no story encapsulates the spirit of the underdog or under deer like ‘Rudolph’.”

Libra:  “Elf” . . . “[They] are inclined to have difficult relationships with their fathers and never has that dynamic been more delightfully dramatized than in the ballad of Buddy the elf and his dad.”

Scorpio:  “Spirited”, the “Christmas Carol” adaptation starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell . . . “No one loves a bad guy goes good story arc more than a Scorpio.”

Sagittarius:  The Netflix movie “A Boy Called Christmas” . . . “[It] is pure cinematic bait for the average Sagittarius who loves nothing more than an unexpected journey and an optimist’s errand.”

Capricorn:  “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” . . . “Capricorn represents the archetype of the father and there has never been a better unhinged holiday daddy than Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold.”

Aquarius:  “Home Alone” . . . “Most lone wolf water bearers would welcome the chance to spend the holidays alone in a fancy house, eating ice cream and outsmarting baddies.”

Pisces:  “It’s a Wonderful Life” . . . “Ruled by dream planet Neptune, Pisces is associated with film, fantasy and far-flung romance.”

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