If your only issue with pizza is you can’t get drunk off it, here ya go . . .
Pizza Hut just dropped its own pizza-flavored WINE made with tomatoes instead of grapes. They say it “captures the essence of your favorite slice in every sip.”
It’s a red, obviously. It’s called Tomato Wine by Pizza Hut. (Catchy name.) They partnered on it with a winery in Kansas . . . because when you think good wine, you think Kansas. (???)
They’re selling 375 milliliter half-bottles at IrvineWinery.com for $25, and you have to buy at least two. So it’s not cheap.
There’s also a $60 gift box version that comes with a wine opener and two Pizza Hut branded wine glasses.
They describe the taste as “an aromatic blend of fresh herbs and spices with rich, sun-ripened tomato notes, and a subtle hint of toasted oak.”